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Posted: July 13, 2011 in Random Thoughts

…Too late. Well, sorta. Growing up f-king SUUUUCKS. Shoot! I’m not even 1/4 of the way there yet!  Sometimes I just wish I were 8 again. Those were good times, yo. Nickelodeon was da shiz-biz. Fo riz.

I remember when I wanted to drive, I remember when I wanted a job, I also remember that one awkward stage when I wanted to have a period. Oh, to be young again and stupid again! LOL. I’ve now found out the hard way…

Cars? Gas costs money. Psh! Son, they’ll see me rolling on my broke-down bmx bike as long as possible. They’ll be hatin’ cuz they’ll be tryna catch me riding dirty and all that junk. Guess what? NO WAY, JOSE! I refuse to participate in your dirty, environmentally dangerous habits. Screw you society!!!

Job? Not so bad. Money is ALWAYS – and I mean always – a good thing. That’s right. Even if it just came out of a hooker’s booty crack. It’s still good! I promise. The only bad part is that in this economy… you have to take what you get. Unless of course you find joy in being a homeless person. What was I getting at again?

Periods? LOLOLOLOL. The only thing those damned monthly visits are good for is making sure I’m not about to be Tyrone’s baby mama. Who is Tyrone, you ask? I have no idea.



Posted: July 12, 2011 in Random Thoughts

Wow! My last post on here was in APRIL!!! Psh. So much for being dedicated. Ah well, I suppose there’s not much I can do but start from where I left off. Though…that wasn’t very far to being with, now was it?

Super Mario, anyone?

Posted: April 27, 2011 in Random Thoughts

I don’t know about anyone else, but I freakin’ L-O-V-E Nintendo. There’s just no topping it. I’ll admit, I think the Wii is kinda lame, and Nintendo never really has mastered the art of making game controllers that are actually meant to fit in a human hand… but shortcomings aside – it’s  awesome. AWESOME.

Since I can no longer contain my need to play Duck Hunt, today will mark the day that I start my quest to find and purchase an old NES system.

Let the gaming begin! Whaschacshschsa!

Giant Gummy Bears

Posted: April 26, 2011 in Random Thoughts

 I don’t know who this kid is and frankly, I don’t care. All I care about is the fact that the ginourmous gummy bear he’s holding looks delicious, and if I didn’t have to spend the only $20 bill I have to my name on something semi-legitmate and relevant to the fact that I now owe the government about $10,000 (thanks college)… that would SO be in my mouth right now.